Posts Tagged ‘ stupidity ’

Something wrong with that picture

I wake up in the morning and right of the bat my first thought of the day is “I love society”. You wanna know why that is people? …….I’ll tell you anyway asshole! It’s because of all the morons. Every morning I have a ritual. Wake up -> drink tea/eat breakfast -> Go to work -> check my social networks -> ch……wait. Back up a second.

Now the thing about social networks is that you have all your friends and bands and such in one place. So when a picture like this comes along…

I mean….holy shit. It’s the ass of the chick from “The ring” or in my country more appropriately “Ghiulu'”. Now some of you might think that this is a one time thing. But it’s not. I see something like this about 5 times a day. Now what the hell is wrong with this world? I can think of at least 3 things that are wrong with this picture.

1. IT’S AN ASS ON THE SCREEN FOR A PROFILE PICTURE!!!
2. What the hell is it with the over-sized flowers? (and glitter art in other places. it’s like the person has a LITERALLY sparkling personality. Someone light a match)
3. Is….is that a messenger ID on her photo? It is, isn’t it? Is this chick¬† so desperate that she’s throwing her ID at possible perverts all over the net? This kid had no love from her parents as a child. I’d imagine that she get raped while still in school.

I’m kidding…… BUT REALLY. This is some stupid shit. And for some reason this isn’t the only thing I don’t get. Others use other moronic means to do the same shit. Like taking photos in mirrors with their phone. Wow. Good job Sherlock. Mommy and daddy don’t know that you like posing in your PJs and posting them all over the internet. And more over, the quality of the photo isn’t good enough to put on a food stamp.

With something so stupid on the internet every morning it just makes me feel better about being me. Honestly, photos like this make listening to say…..Bjork almost bearable. And that’s some scary shit right there. So if you wanna be considered a moron that’s crying out for attention just stay away from mirrors while taking photos, stop with the glitter art cause people might think you’re dissipating in front of the camera and ask your parents to buy you a normal camera. Phones were never meant to take photos. It’s a novelty feature at best.

Oh….and there’s this website called Pitzipoanca.ro that has a lot more of these type of people that usually cracks me up. Check it out, laugh your ass off and take notes on what NOT to do in front of a camera.

Cheers ladies and gents.

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Relationships with fantasies

Today we’re gonna discuss a fairly simple yet obvious fact about relationships. I once had a girlfriend that was like any other girlfriend. You know, the type of chick that believes that when in love a relationship seeps into this quiet little corner with only two people in it. That was before we got tho the idea that there were alternatives to her. She went ballistic.

Now, the fun part about this is that that’s most women. For some odd reason every woman thinks that a relationship with them means that they were, are and will be the only person that revolves around the mind of their significant other. Now the problem with that, ladies, is that it’s a false assumption. The only reason why you got there first was either that you had innitiative or were the most available and not because you had something special. I mean if you considere all things logically everyone can like more than one person and a working relationship is never the first one so in any eventuality it all comes down to trial and error. I tried for hours to explain this simple fact to my girlfriend but somehow, even if women are considered the smarter sex, can not comprehend even this simplest of things.

Put more bluntly I will try to explain the same idea for the simplest of minds: You are not unique ladies!

Another thing that cranks my gears is when you want to find out about our sexual history. Now this is one of the moments that we all try to avoid but at some point becomes really apparent. Now we really don’t ask you about your history because quite frankly we really don’t want to know where the fuck it’s been.¬† We take pride in our own achievements when it comes to how many people we’ve fucked. Besides; have you ever hear us ask you about why you’re not a virgin anymore? ….Well, unless you’re talking to daddy of course. In any case women have a strange compulsion when it comes to relationships. Get over it, it’s not the end of the world or anything. I personally prefer a woman who’s already had some experience as opposed to someone that doesn’t even know how to do a proper blowjob. It’s over-rated, over-obsessive and all around stupid. Be happy that you’re the one that person aknowlages as your significant other and not one of the other 5 girls (or guys in some cases) they had in mind.