Something wrong with that picture

I wake up in the morning and right of the bat my first thought of the day is “I love society”. You wanna know why that is people? …….I’ll tell you anyway asshole! It’s because of all the morons. Every morning I have a ritual. Wake up -> drink tea/eat breakfast -> Go to work -> check my social networks -> ch……wait. Back up a second.

Now the thing about social networks is that you have all your friends and bands and such in one place. So when a picture like this comes along…

I mean….holy shit. It’s the ass of the chick from “The ring” or in my country more appropriately “Ghiulu'”. Now some of you might think that this is a one time thing. But it’s not. I see something like this about 5 times a day. Now what the hell is wrong with this world? I can think of at least 3 things that are wrong with this picture.

1. IT’S AN ASS ON THE SCREEN FOR A PROFILE PICTURE!!!
2. What the hell is it with the over-sized flowers? (and glitter art in other places. it’s like the person has a LITERALLY sparkling personality. Someone light a match)
3. Is….is that a messenger ID on her photo? It is, isn’t it? Is this chick  so desperate that she’s throwing her ID at possible perverts all over the net? This kid had no love from her parents as a child. I’d imagine that she get raped while still in school.

I’m kidding…… BUT REALLY. This is some stupid shit. And for some reason this isn’t the only thing I don’t get. Others use other moronic means to do the same shit. Like taking photos in mirrors with their phone. Wow. Good job Sherlock. Mommy and daddy don’t know that you like posing in your PJs and posting them all over the internet. And more over, the quality of the photo isn’t good enough to put on a food stamp.

With something so stupid on the internet every morning it just makes me feel better about being me. Honestly, photos like this make listening to say…..Bjork almost bearable. And that’s some scary shit right there. So if you wanna be considered a moron that’s crying out for attention just stay away from mirrors while taking photos, stop with the glitter art cause people might think you’re dissipating in front of the camera and ask your parents to buy you a normal camera. Phones were never meant to take photos. It’s a novelty feature at best.

Oh….and there’s this website called Pitzipoanca.ro that has a lot more of these type of people that usually cracks me up. Check it out, laugh your ass off and take notes on what NOT to do in front of a camera.

Cheers ladies and gents.

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    • Demian
    • January 18th, 2010

    Let me introduce to you 2 fine hungarian sites that deal with this kind of shit…in case you are masochistic enough to look at them.
    http://www.napiszar.com/
    http://www.ize.hu/

    • BloodMargoth
    • January 18th, 2010

    And unfortunately these kind of pictures find there way on every decent web-site of social network…[desii chestia suna antitetic :))]
    I’m telling you : this happens because every moron knows how to push the camera button.. or they ask any biped they have around to capture the so important moment of there life… when they show the most used possession they have… the ass.X_X
    let’s not forget girls, about the good men we have :puke:

    http://cocalari.com/

    • Camouflage
    • January 30th, 2010

    Selfportraits have a meaning in art. The way you see yourself. Take Egon Schiele for example. 50% of his paintings are selfportraits. Or almost every other artist, who has a selfportrait on canvas, or photographed. Oh, and i’m definetly not referring to the photos with ass&flowers, or taken in the bathroom, wearing sunglasses. But let’s imagine, taking a photo of your own face, which can really express something, sometimes.
    Why does other people’s stupidity bother you anyway? Isn’t it nice to feel that you are more than others?

    • ancarius
    • January 30th, 2010

    This is NOT a self-portrait. It’s an abomination towards man….or woman….but not women. Women are meant to be objectified through any means necessary. 😛
    And no. I don’t feel better. The stupider the people around me, the less helpful they are.

    • Camouflage
    • January 31st, 2010

    It’s just funny to talk with hungarian friends in foreign language. Funny of you not recognizing me…

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