Ok, listen up kiddies. I have a special announcement to make this week. As a favor to a friend and hopefully a free pass if I get enough people interested I’m here to present a pa-pa-pa-paaaaaaarty! Yes, ladies and gents. It’s time to put your party hats on get your cowboy boots out of the closet cause Dolly Parton is commin’ to town. YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!
Now seriously kiddies. This is a rarely seen opportunity in our little town and a damn good one at that. I’m talking Genitorturers, Skinny Puppy, Deine Lakaien, Zombie Girl, Diary of Dreams, She Wants Revenge, Zeromancer and I’m damn well (hoping) I’m talking about Jack Off Jill. That’s right kiddies. Next Friday, that is January the 15th if you’re living in an alternate universe where they don’t read timestamps. It’s gonna be huge. It’s gonna be awesome. It’s gonna….mean you suck ass if you don’t ask your mom for 10 RON and move your ass over to Club King in Cluj Napoca and join the fun.
Now the way I understand it it’s gonna be a nice turn out with good DJs (especially since I know the people DJ 😛 ) and you get a free shot of tequila if all else fails. Now I’m hoping that I can at least round up a few people and to make things fair I’m gonna share my influence a bit. My proposal is this: You guys comment your favorite gothic/industrial/gothic industrial (whatever that is) bands, add a song, add more than one if you can’t decide and pass this post along till it goes viral and I’ll try to get my the forms signed in triplicate, sent, queried, sent back, memorized, retyped and maaaaaaybe you’ll get to hear it friday.
I’m just joking. I’ll try to help on my part and hope that everyone can help us make this whole thing as memorable as possible. Now GO SLAVES! And I’ll see you all at the party.