I wanna be a superhero
I’m so fucking tired of being tired. It’s just one of those things that God invented as a cruel joke for humanity to progress at a slow and fashionable pase. I wanna be a superhero (obviously as that’s the title of this post). I’d call myself “Insomnia man”. And I wouldn’t have super-gay tights. Oh no. I’d be really awesom with grunged out pants and a cup of endless coffee as a weapon. My MO would be pissing people off to the point where they become manic or suicidal. I’d spend nights jacking off to porn after which I’d learn newer and newer stuff and putting them to good use.
Honestly I just wanna get rid of the headaches and the drowsiness. I wanna be able to stay up as late as possible or even, dare I say it, never sleep at all. I mean really, what’s the point of spending 8 to 12 hours rolling around in one place with your eyes closed completely oblivious to the world? I want my brain to function 24/7 without having to deal with something so useless. I wanna stay up and howle at the moon or drink a beer while watching the stars. Besides, the best part, I get to stay up while every other moron is in bed tossing and turning.
So please…if you hear of someone that’s giving out superhero status just let me know.