I wanna be a superhero

I’m so fucking tired of being tired. It’s just one of those things that God invented as a cruel joke for humanity to progress at a slow and fashionable pase. I wanna be a superhero (obviously as that’s the title of this post). I’d call myself “Insomnia man”. And I wouldn’t have super-gay tights. Oh no. I’d be really awesom with grunged out pants and a cup of endless coffee as a weapon. My MO would be pissing people off to the point where they become manic or suicidal. I’d spend nights jacking off to porn after which I’d learn newer and newer stuff and putting them to good use.

Honestly I just wanna get rid of the headaches and the drowsiness. I wanna be able to stay up as late as possible or even, dare I say it, never sleep at all. I mean really, what’s the point of spending 8 to 12 hours rolling around in one place with your eyes closed completely oblivious to the world? I want my brain to function 24/7 without having to deal with something so useless. I wanna stay up and howle at the moon or drink a beer while watching the stars. Besides, the best part, I get to stay up while every other moron is in bed tossing and turning.

So please…if you hear of someone that’s giving out superhero status just let me know.

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    • Andor
    • May 12th, 2009

    I think we all are in search of a super-hero, our inner-hero…
    We need a hero, lately all i’m doing is reading comic books and hopping that out of nowhere a super-hero will rise back to put some sense in our heads,and some action in our life’s.
    If it comes to super-hero I would be shadow man,knowing all,having fun, mess with people heads when they come in shady places my weapon would be an umbrella :)).

    • Ruby
    • May 13th, 2009

    Mmmm… super gay tights 😀 y’know that ain’t such a bad idea?? If “Captain Obvious” weren’t taken, I’d be that superhero…. oh wait.. maybe I am captain obvious…. NATURE IS OUTDOORS!!

    • Ruby
    • May 13th, 2009

    Super heroes are super! Soup is liquid! Water is wet! This is the internet! Puppies are magic!

    • Iulia
    • May 13th, 2009

    If I’d be a superhero I would be Invisible Girl and I would trick world leaders into thinking that I’m god (with my voice) and their path to my kingdom(heaven) is another Holocaust.

    • Schysophrenia
    • May 13th, 2009

    how about vodka? vodka is good 4 the superpowers! sooo…GO VODKA!!!

    • Tomek
    • July 4th, 2009

    I on the other hand would be a bad guy.
    Anybody noticed, that the villains in most superhero comics always get away, after their evil plan fails? And they always seem to find the means and financial ramifications for a new evil plan. What more could I wish for? People need dreams and plans…

    And nobody tell me, that the bad guys are sick people… If anybody saw the new batman, they know, superheros aren’t really a bit more normal…

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