Posting for you

Ok kiddies. It’s been a long week and an even longer month trying to get this blog running instead of crawling at a slow and almost suicidal pace but it’s getting there. So the thing is this. I see that there are a lot of people that come and go on my blog and some of you people actually read what I write but you see, the problem is this. I get little to no feedback from you people. YOU DON’T NEED TO LOG IN!!!

The site does not need you to log in in order to comment. You just write a name, whatever comes to mind, and comment. And then you pass the blog along so your friends can read it. It’s that simple. I mean what is wrong with you people? Are you dyslexic? Are you blind? You can’t use a computer? Do something? Some times I think that I’m just writing this thing for myself in private. So please, comment and pass it along. I can’t promise anything but I do intend to get the blog going and eventually do some other things so later on if it gets going I might do one of those T-shirt give-aways where if you recommend the blog to enough people you get a shirt with a MedicatedLogic tag and some funny clipart or something but for now it’s just charity.

Now beyond that there’s this thing that I’m doing this month where I’m taking on new people to write on the blog. Let’s face it, two to more heads are better than one. Hmmmm…..head goooooood. *clear throat*

So the only conditions are that the person that wants to join needs to have good english language skills (as the blog has international scope) and is willing and capable of writing about twice a week about….well, anything. From art to technical stuff to mundane things like the bus rides to work. The condition here is that it needs to be funny and interesting. The blog is satirical in nature and everyone needs a good laugh now and then.

For those interested, please leave something I can read of your, whether it’s a review you did or your short stories or anything longer than a hundred words so I (and other readers) can see what you’re capable of.  There’s no time limit or winning criteria. People’s vote. I’ll probably make a blog post at the end of the month if i get enough candidates where everyone can vote for the people they like.

Till then I hope you consider it and if you don’t but know someone who would be ideal for the job please feel free to send it along.

Cheers plebs.

2010
01/17
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Something wrong with that picture

I wake up in the morning and right of the bat my first thought of the day is “I love society”. You wanna know why that is people? …….I’ll tell you anyway asshole! It’s because of all the morons. Every morning I have a ritual. Wake up -> drink tea/eat breakfast -> Go to work -> check my social networks -> ch……wait. Back up a second.

Now the thing about social networks is that you have all your friends and bands and such in one place. So when a picture like this comes along…

I mean….holy shit. It’s the ass of the chick from “The ring” or in my country more appropriately “Ghiulu’”. Now some of you might think that this is a one time thing. But it’s not. I see something like this about 5 times a day. Now what the hell is wrong with this world? I can think of at least 3 things that are wrong with this picture.

1. IT’S AN ASS ON THE SCREEN FOR A PROFILE PICTURE!!!
2. What the hell is it with the over-sized flowers? (and glitter art in other places. it’s like the person has a LITERALLY sparkling personality. Someone light a match)
3. Is….is that a messenger ID on her photo? It is, isn’t it? Is this chick  so desperate that she’s throwing her ID at possible perverts all over the net? This kid had no love from her parents as a child. I’d imagine that she get raped while still in school.

I’m kidding…… BUT REALLY. This is some stupid shit. And for some reason this isn’t the only thing I don’t get. Others use other moronic means to do the same shit. Like taking photos in mirrors with their phone. Wow. Good job Sherlock. Mommy and daddy don’t know that you like posing in your PJs and posting them all over the internet. And more over, the quality of the photo isn’t good enough to put on a food stamp.

With something so stupid on the internet every morning it just makes me feel better about being me. Honestly, photos like this make listening to say…..Bjork almost bearable. And that’s some scary shit right there. So if you wanna be considered a moron that’s crying out for attention just stay away from mirrors while taking photos, stop with the glitter art cause people might think you’re dissipating in front of the camera and ask your parents to buy you a normal camera. Phones were never meant to take photos. It’s a novelty feature at best.

Oh….and there’s this website called Pitzipoanca.ro that has a lot more of these type of people that usually cracks me up. Check it out, laugh your ass off and take notes on what NOT to do in front of a camera.

Cheers ladies and gents.

2010
01/17
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After-party special

Welcome boys and girls. As you know I’ve been advertising this party for the past week in every way imaginable. No, I did not get payed for it and if you don’t know about it you can just bite me. You’re probably the reason why I’m doing this review anyway.

So let’s get into the bare boned details. I had so high expectations for this party and so did a lot of other people but thanks to a lot of morons that just have to ruin everyone else’s moments the turn out was actually quite small. And mostly we have some bad advertising and even worse mass messaging to thank for that. I mean I keep telling you people to comment and send my blog to your friends but some of you have selective reading abilities that impede you from actually doing a good deed. But anyway, where was I?

Oh yeah. The party. Well, there’s not much to say at this poing. It was interesting. Although the turn-out wasn’t all that huge the people that actually did come made a hell of a difference, from old friends to new people, good music and a lot of eye candy that I never got a phone number from. Now for those of you that may be interested for any upcoming events I have the words straight from the horse’s mouth:

Will there be any future events?
Yes , but it all depends on the people coming to these events,if people want them… they’ll get more parties. (so basically, you need to get your heads out of your asses and convince your friends)

When can we expect these events?
I think we’re gonna organize these parties once every couple of weeks or two months. We don’t want people to get so used to them as to get bored of them.

What can we expect to be different next time around?
Every party is going to be different from the other. For the next event we’re thinking of adding more new wave,post-punk,  EBM and such.

So in conclusion I’ll leave you kids with some photos from the last party and I sincerely hope that the next time you’ll join us in promoting these events if for nothing else just to show all the other european countries that we too have a goth niche.

Cheers.







2010
01/17
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Paaaaaaarty

Ok, listen up kiddies. I have a special announcement to make this week. As a favor to a friend and hopefully a free pass if I get enough people interested I’m here to present a pa-pa-pa-paaaaaaarty! Yes, ladies and gents. It’s time to put your party hats on get your cowboy boots out of the closet cause Dolly Parton is commin’ to town. YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!

Now seriously kiddies. This is a rarely seen opportunity in our little town and a damn good one at that. I’m talking Genitorturers, Skinny Puppy, Deine Lakaien, Zombie Girl, Diary of Dreams, She Wants Revenge, Zeromancer and I’m damn well (hoping) I’m talking about Jack Off Jill. That’s right kiddies. Next Friday, that is January the 15th if you’re living in an alternate universe where they don’t read timestamps. It’s gonna be huge. It’s gonna be awesome. It’s gonna….mean you suck ass if you don’t ask your mom for 10 RON and move your ass over to Club King in Cluj Napoca and join the fun.

Now the way I understand it it’s gonna be a nice turn out with good DJs (especially since I know the people DJ :P ) and you get a free shot of tequila if all else fails. Now I’m hoping that I can at least round up a few people and to make things fair I’m gonna share my influence a bit. My proposal is this: You guys comment your favorite gothic/industrial/gothic industrial (whatever that is) bands, add a song, add more than one if you can’t decide and pass this post along till it goes viral and I’ll try to get my the forms signed in triplicate, sent, queried, sent back, memorized, retyped and maaaaaaybe you’ll get to hear it friday.

I’m just joking. I’ll try to help on my part and hope that everyone can help us make this whole thing as memorable as possible. Now GO SLAVES! And I’ll see you all at the party.

Cheers plebs.

2010
01/09
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My hero & No more Mr. Sofa

Today was the best day of the year yet. I finally got to see the movie Sherlock Holmes featuring Robert Downey jr. and I have to say that the movie was fantastic. Apart from a few things that really had nothing to do with the period in which it takes place and a projectionist that wasn’t doing his job really well I give the movie a solid 5/5. Now I could just apply a lot of filler text explaining the plot outline and where the story starts and ends but that’s what IMDb was invented for. All I’ll say is that it was awesome and if at all possible everyone should go and see it. If you don’t believe me that’s tough luck asshole. Watch the trailer.

As the holidays are drawing to a close and everyone is getting ready to go to work I’m starting to have mixed feelings about all of this. On one hand I get the really freaky feeling of shame due to the fact that I’ve done absolutely nothing during these two weeks except blog, watch movies and…..well that pretty much sums it up. On the other hand I’m glad that work is starting up cause I really need to see some other faces than the people I live with aaaaaand also I could probably use the cardio. I guess we never were cut out to stay indoors for long periods of time.

That’s it for tonight. I’m sick, tired, alone and I have a really cool chick to talk to. So buzz off.

Cheers.

2010
01/02
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Youtube: Bashing at it’s best

First off I’d like to thank everyone that helped yesterday with making my blog go public. It was really nice to see my blog stats jumping for a chance and hopefully with a little effort on my part and a lot of support from others (thanks to Ana and Dora….and if I didn’t mention anyone it’s probably cause they were so subtle it escaped me :P ) I’ll be able to make something of this blog.

Now on to the word of the day:

For those of you that don’t know what the word actually means I’ll try to clarify a bit. As described by an entry on Urban Dictionary bashing or flaming is ‘The concept of saying rude things about a certain subject over the Internet.’ at least in a nutshell. Now there are a million and one ways of achieving this but one that I remembered this morning is something called ‘Literal Videos’ that my brother showed me a while back. Instead of explaining it I’m just gonna show you what I’m talking about.

Eh? What did I tell you? Funny as fu…….. NO?! Well up yours too buddy! Who needs you?

I know…I’m sad. :(

So…In closing I’d like anyone that would like to share some of their funny flame videos to do so in the comment section. Just include the URL cause I don’t know how WordPress reacts to comments having embedded content but I’ll soon start making layouts based on WP templates so that would hopefully mean a makeover of the blog if you kiddies play nice, share and comment on the blog. ;)

To the Batcave. (I really don’t know why Bob Kane felt the need to add “Bat-” in front of everything that belonged to Batman)

2009
12/31
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How big are yours?

It’s been a long year for me. A year full of being sick, of having panic attacks,  boring social activities and days spent nothing to do.  Then again it was also a year full of  work, studies, dreams (some realized and some still hanging). Thinking back it was a pretty short year in fact. Barely in my 20s, I think about how much I’ve still left to do and a long hard road out of my own personal hell be it personal or professional.

Since it’s the closing of this year and as it’s customary to make ones personal new years resolutions I really can’t help but think that it really doesn’t matter if you promise that you’re gonna be kinder to your peers or do better in school if you just don’t give enough of a fuck. I propose a new stance on things. Let’s for the sake of argument try reversing those things with an “if” clause attached to it. For example let’s say you’re in school and you have exams and it’s your final year. The example for this would be something like:

If I don’t do better in school next year…

see what I just did there?

I’ll end up being a dropout with no papers, no job and I’ll probably end up living in the streets.

Serves you right you worthless bum. More to the point it sends out a more convincing message, don’t you think? It gives something to think about while you’re out partying, while you’re sleeping your ass off and while you’re doing absolutely nothing with your life. But don’t think I don’t have my own demons to face. I’ve actually had crap thrown at me for being preoccupied with my work in the past 2 years. That I lose friends, lose life, lose…..whatever it is that you think is SO SO important in life. So here’s MY new years reverse resolution:

If I don’t work hard and learn everything I have to I’ll never become good enough for others to respect me. I’ll never be good enough to earn more and save up for the café I’ve been dreaming of which would eventually mean that I will have to work for the rest of my life just to get by from one day to the next just like everybody else. And that plebs is one of the scariest things I could think of without falling into complete and utter despair.

I honestly hope that something like that will never happen and for that reason I work. But it’s not all that bad. I love my job. I love the people I work with cause although everyone is so different, I really think that there’s chemistry. And in advertising and branding chemistry is one of the most important things.

SELFISH ADVERTISING:
I work at this company. :D

So what about you? What would be your reverse new year resolution? Leave a comment. No registry is required so just spare 5 minutes of your SOOOO precious time and COMMENT!

Cheers plebs.

2009
12/30
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Split personalities

From this day forward, I’m sorry to say, my blog will be split in two parts. One will be this one which I’ll be using to express my usual frustrations and nervous outbursts while the other will be my romanian blog which I’ll evidently be writing in romanian for romanians. (Let’s face it. Some things are just too personal and two local to be understood by most people.

But don’t worry your pretty little heads. I’ll be back with more and more interesting things as soon as I get my head together.

Till the next time,
I don’t like you.

2009
12/08
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Tired, bored and just really out of it

I really don’t know where to start this one. It feels like forever since I’ve last written one of these….what do you call them again? I know you’re all sad and teary eyed that you didn’t get your weekly fix but bare with me for a second here. I have a valid reason of not sharing my lonely and misunderstood opinions with you. You see kids, although I’m this greater than god creation that’s just too awesom to exist I also have the ability to get sick. Of course it’s not some snotty bacteria or disease. That would be too human.

The truth is I have something called spasmofilia. It’s an interesting thing you see. It all starts with your body losing too much calcium and magnesium which in turns causes your heart to act up, chest pains, dizziness, nausea, muscle spasms, headaches…basically it feels like a heart attack and yes it feels exactly the way you people make me feel like. A horrible horrible mess.

So in light of all that I have nothing to do really. I sit around the house, surf the net, learn new things, watch shows, play video games and don’t get to see people too often. In other words it’s heaven on earth. Now if only I could do this without being sick.

2009
07/09
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“Do you understand me boy with Down Syndrome?”

Sometimes it’s just really weird how the obvious meaning of something completely evades some people. I’m surprised they got out of pubirty like that. It’s just frustrating that some people lack the basic concept of what I try to say in my blogs. I should try and get some help like all the politicians problem is I don’t wanna start a blog about lies. But back to the point it’s really surprising how simple words invented ages ago, learned by millions and still we have to explain stuff 20 times before someone still gets it…

So basicly it’s frustrating. I don’t even know sometimes why we have so many languages. I mean sure if you believe that God did this to us it must be really fucked up but if not then it’s just really weird. Someone said once that we should all fuck till we’re the same color. I say throw in the linguistics and I’m in. Either that or just please shoot the mother fucker that doesn’t understand me!

Now to clear things up from a conversation I had with a friend earlier:

I really don’t hate everyone. There are actually some really nice people out there that I wish I could know and get closer to. There are lately people I get along with really well and I’m extremely happy for that…but don’t expect me to mix with every piece of shit out there and try to be understanding of them. If people hate me that much then I have every right to start an all out war.

Now where did I leave that shotgun?

2009
07/09
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